Turn to face the wall, close your eyes, exit the shower, I don't care what you do, just don't look at me when the stream of water hits this day-old mascara. Why Does Everyone Hate on Geminis? Please, don't try and wash my hair. Today's Top Stories. Just watch me do it. Hannah Smothers Hannah writes about health, sex, and relationships for Cosmopolitan, and you can follow her on Twitter and Instagram.
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